SS maniac.

Some stuff that I feel like doing but not probably possible:

1. Draw graffiti on the walls inside the nostrils on the highway near my house.

2. Camwhore.

3. Make personal music videos with favorite songs with friends, either stupid or serious.

4. Jam session with friends.

5. Write songs and record.

6. Smile and greet strangers at Segama, and then at Warisan Square with a bunch of other crazy friends. And see what the reactions are.

7. Meet soulmate at bookstore.

8. Crash a party with friends while wearing costumes and disguises. Throw socks at everyone and call ourselves the socks lollipop or Maggi chicken socks.

9. Get new spectacles.(okay, this one's possible)

10. Runaway to an abandoned warehouse and live there for a week with friends.

11. Jam at club at night and get paid RM 100 per song.

12. Fall in love with a handsomedashingsuavekindgenerousfaststrongspeedytotally hot vampire and get him to fall in love with me by looking innocent and misunderstood by society and at the same time show myself to be a totally normal human so the love can never be and turn this tragic love story into a blockbuster movie which publicizes the vampire that I'm in love with and get every other female human in the world to fall in love with him as well.

13. Stuff Edward Cullen with garlic.Take pictures. Make a parody out of it.

14. Write miserable songs about jealousy and what it does to Carmelia Yong.

15. Strut into the sex shop "I Need House" in Times Square, KL, and select stuff worth RM 500. Then, before I hand her the money, tell her that I'm under eighteen. "Oops? Then cannot even come in le worh? Sorry yah."

16. Stick huge, florescent notices outside the shop that says: Under Eighteen, instead of a totally oblivious silhouette of a woman holding a kid by hand. What's that supposed to mean, No PDA Allowed?

17. Online for three days three nights straight with totally functional, smooth working speakers, webcam, printer, CPU and monitor, and without nagging, disturbances, interuptions, and "THOOOOONGGGGG!!! Jiu Dian LIAAAAOOOOO!!!"

18. Go for dance lessons.

19. Be official photographer of a major cosplay event in KK.

20. Bake mango pie for Stanely. He's been waiting long enough.

21. Never grow old. Wait, I need a vampire for that.

22. Makeover an incredibly out-dated, unfashionable, geeky electronics weirdo and turn him into a hot, dashing, mysteriously intelligent gentleman. And sell him for dates on e-Bay or Facebook. (hey, he owes me)

23. Find out about a world-wide disaster thaat's going to happen tomorrow, try to tell authorities but get kicked aside, and team up with a scientist, a police-officer and a teenage thief to save the world before bedtime. Nicely decline publicities after majorly incredible success and retreat to a quiet mansion in a forest with ten dogs and four hamsters.

24. Become Mrs. Key.

25. Kidnap all those fools who had laughed at and/or insulted me before (those that I haven't graciously forgiven yet, of course), store them inside abandoned warehouse, wow them with my awesomeness while showing videos on how majorly uncool they are, and leave them hanging.

26. See a psychiatrist to treat malfunctioning humility gauge inside brain.

27. Be Melissa's personal photographer when she becomes an international model for Gucci/Guess/Chanel.

28. Be Daphne's appretice when she becomes an international photographer for all red-carpet events and Jason Statham's personal agent.

29. Slap myself repeatedly, ten times.

30. Join Psychos Anonymous.

31. Hack into Nana's blog when she becomes world-famous blogger with popular blog that everyone, from the Queen of England, to SHINee, reads daily like local newspaper. And post pictures of potatos and watermelons.

32. Become president of Psychos Anonymous.

33. Go motorbike riding with Jeffrey at night, take some pictures and demand RM 200 allowance. Go home before curfew at 11pm.

34. Be Wen's manager for her wedding. Turn it into the wedding of the century, featured in international magazines like Vogue and Times. Then sue all of them for invasion of privacy.

35. Read Aubrey's mind and obtain his sweet 6teen wishlist.

36. Go to Ka Howe's nformal, non-disastrous, typical found-everywhere wedding. Go home sweating, thanking God profusely that I'm not the bride.

37. I'm serious.

38. Graduate from High School single.

39. Whack everyone who calls me 'thong thong' with a french breadstick. One made out of ten tons of plaster of paris.

40. Go into Sunway's Scream Park again. Adhere to the appropriately named title and scream like nobody's business while laughing maniacly. Then go in again, but this time while screaming out the national anthem and rukun negara.

41. Explain to Scream Park's superintendent calmly while in the office that being boringly patriotic calms me down.

42. Get someone else to do xmas play.

43. Get help.