this, ladies and gentleman, is what you call a mutated pork butt.

since there are certain boys who just won't grow up despite their age (tsk tsk) i'd like to dedicate this post to the unveiling of the thing that lives outside my house, eats our food, bites our flesh and scent our house with garbage fragrance. people, let me introduce you to Coffee.

dog-breath gas! *choke choke* save yourself!! *faints*

we call him a lot of things. amongst these things are:

1. THING THING!! *high pitch voice* (my fav)

2. COFFEE!!

3. FEI ZHU JIAO!! translation: fat pork legs

4. KE AI!! translation: cutie

5. DONG SI!! translation: thing

6. BEAUTY!!

7. HANDSOME!!

but he only answers to his real name: COFFEE!! (smart of him. :)